This one's for the Techno Weenies

Alright, it's time that Fiji gets a little something off his chest. I recently joined the vast portion of young (and not so young, sorry Dan) Americans that are proud owners of their own little slice of world wide web space to moan complain and other wise vent their every complaint and mis-hap. Today I need to vent, because the technological masterminds behind this "blogger" organization are a twisted bunch of techno weenies. you see, when i opened this blog, I wanted to post a picture of yours truley on the front. Like a beacon of light guiding you home. But when I tried to accomplish this not-so-lofty goal, i was tragically shunned. You see, the techno weenies made the photo loading process entirely too complex! What's a URL and why is my server uncompatible? I know why. It wasn't to save programming effort, on no. Let's work through this together. I'm from Goshen, OH. Home to a few thousand people and a couple hundred teeth. And people in Goshen aren't exactly computer genius's. Most of our techno prowess stops at speak and spell. So what does this mean? Well, as a general rule as computer smarts go down, so do apperances. Case in point, I spent some time managing both Goshen and Mason Domino's. While Mason's population is mostly employed by business with computer skills, Goshenites are highly skilled with a mop bucket and other such janitorial tools. And guess which town has the better "scenery". Exactly. the techno weenies have rigged blog spot so that no homely, toothless rednecks can post pictures of themselves polishing the lug nuts of their Camaro outside of their new trailor. It's all a giant ploy to protect the dignity of their precious website! Well you know what I say to that! One day when I'm rich and famous I'll start my own website and I'll say send me your slack-jawed Jethro's, send me that 300 lb lady that cruises krogers in a tube top, send me the toothless wonders of Blanchester! Free at last, free at last, praise God almighty, we are free at last!