Chi-Town Missions: Article one and a half
The is the 1.5 installment of my weekly adventure article. Nothing too exciting, I just wanted to mention that the other night I found a time machine and decided to use it to go back in time about 30 years and I went on some dumb kid's show about some dude named Al, mostly because I knew Dan Ponchot watched it as a child. I stole a dog costume with the plan to bark "you are beautiful my sweet sweet song" on screen for little hose head to see, but Al caught on and knocked my head off, So I sang the song and jumped back in my time machine. I haven't heard anything from hose head yet but I have heard that sometimes when you change history in a time machine, people just process the new memories as dreams. Let me know if anyone hears anything.
posted by Bradley @ 8:15 AM
2 Comments:
Ok hosehead. You have in a sense slapped me with the glove and now it is on.
Firstly (is that a word?): Why do you make light of my dreams. "Dreams are the windows to"...no wait "Dreams are the topping on the ice cream and"...hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue, "Dreams are for the dream catcher"... no, that's not it (I think that one was in a movie), "Dreams are mostly when you are asleep, but I am your father Luke"...dang it, you know what I mean. Anyway, don't mess with my dreams. What do you dream about? Being a little kid, sitting in a nice cool mud puddle, and then you mom comes back and you try to blame it on your uncles?
Secondly: I wonder how long of a comment that you can leave on a blogger is? Do you think that if I just kept writing and writing, would it go on forever? The reason why I ask is that I do not see any kind of word counter on this thing so I am inclined to believe that there may not be a limit. BUT KNOW THIS: As always, I will find out! Maybe not today, or tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after the day after tomorrow, or the next day after the day after the day after tomorrow, or next week, or next month, but probably before the month after next month, and definitely before the month after the month after next month. UNDERTAND? I will find out! (This might be worse than the "suicidal worm thing".
ummm...what??!!??
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